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fiftyshadesofgwen: fiftyshadesofgwen: One time me and some friends dressed up as the royal family to go to school and it was p great i really don’t understand why people are reblogging this (seriously guys this is like 4 months old how did you even
“You like how I pound this tight little pussy of yours? … Hehe I can feel how wet you are down there, it only makes me crave to cum inside of you even more~”
laurenzuke: ive been getting the question of “how did you end up where you are” a lot and i every time i do i feel bad because my answer is just unhelpful. i never went to college. i almost dropped out of high school; i repeated sophomore year twice
prideinpassion: submissivefeminist: submissivefeminist:YA’LL I CAN’T EVEN. HE JUST REFERRED TO A BLOWJOB AS “ORAL PLAY” AND CONSIDERS IT KINK. And this is why I haven’t bothered with okc yet, because guys are gonna he like this. How do you
fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME goats are a government
notquitetwilight:rainbow-femme:Literally the best part of Breaking Dawn is Renesmee getting sad that she doesn’t sparkle like the others, and Bella saying “You’re the prettiest” followed immediately by Edward saying “I have to disagree” right
fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME
majestic-mother-macaroni: shadowshown: itsprinceoliveruniverse: mindatworkk: OKAY SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW WE GOT FROM THIS TO THIS Are you freakin serious?!?! This is what the outfit looks like btw The jeans are even kinda baggy at the
owlpellet:doctors are so fucking funny; if you go in like “based on my extensive research and corroborations i think i have this Disease” they will immediately go on the defensive and ask you demeaning shit like “how do you even know
I keep seeing people do this 100% meme where they show how cool their art looks at 100% and basically I avoided doing it because all my art looks like fuzzy sloppy balls at 100% like how do you guys even do that are you wizards
foodslumber: fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME omg
stunnerpone:canuck-sweeety33:aces-and-anime:basedheisenberg:“All media should start having trigger warnings for graphic or upsetting content.” You mean like these: reblogging because I didn’t know theseSince the invention of censorship“We shouldn’t
jaclcfrost: you know when someone asks you a general question like “how are you” or jokingly says something like “do you ever even sleep” and there’s that split-second moment where you consider actually telling them things like whether they’re
what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:I reject the idea that kindness and gentleness and love needs to involve a bunch of gentle flowery languageI help you move, I bake you a pie, I sit next to you on purpose. How are you not getting
You know how there are things you just… can’t unsee even though you haven’t even like… seen seen them…? Let me recap all of my feelings about this… REAL QUICK. And just… so I can wrap all this
misstylersmith: Eleven: I guess you could say I’ve… fallen for you *winks* Rose: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even in the same body-
artieuniverse: Listen. I just cannot get over how cute it is that Garnet and Pearl were building a sandcastle for crabs. Like, Steven wasn’t even over there, he was at the mailbox, so it wasn’t for his benefit. They’re just supercute dorks. Just
theelusiveman: thefaultinourtardis: legallyblained: goldfishesarelucky: I fucking hate how tumblr is so America based like are any of you even aware this just happened CHURCH OF ENGLAND YOU WERE INVENTED ESPECIALLY FOR DIVORCE ARE YOU REALLY GOING
emedeme: thefaultinourtardis: legallyblained: goldfishesarelucky: I fucking hate how tumblr is so America based like are any of you even aware this just happened CHURCH OF ENGLAND YOU WERE INVENTED ESPECIALLY FOR DIVORCE ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO PLAY
whatisitengland: fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME goats
heavyhush: I cannot even begin to express how hard this video hit me, and I think every single person needs to see this. An unhealthy mind will kill you, but a few extra pounds won’t so everyone needs to sit down and shut up with their body shaming
imsopopfly: Simple guide: Born before 1980: You’re gen x, why are you even worrying about this. Maybe go do some gen x things like writing articles about how much us millennials suck. Born in the 80s or early to mid 90s: millennial Born between like
itsprinceoliveruniverse: mindatworkk: OKAY SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW WE GOT FROM THIS TO THIS Are you freakin serious?!?! This is what the outfit looks like btw The jeans are even kinda baggy at the shoe??? It’s more of a relaxed fit than
skwalkers:Do you even understand how people are gonna be like, “I can’t believe you put things in a fryer oil with your bare hands. It’s not safe.”
monsieurpaprika: Zombie apocalypses aren’t nearly as fun in real life as they are in video games. this is probably like the farthest ill ever actually go with any of my aus LOL kinda ran out of stamina towads the end there though… if you get the
castielsclitoris:for the record i have never hit post limit. like in my entire life. i’ve had this blog since 2013. i can’t even fathom how someone hits post limit like what are you even fucking posting
dark-driger: DO ANY OF YOUR REALIZE WHAT THIS IS, THIS IS LUCY LIU, DRESSED UP AS WATSON, SHE PLAYS A FEMALE JOHN WATSON, BUT SHE IS DRESSED IN A TOP HATTED 1800s JOHN WATSON, WITH A CANE, THAT SHE CAN PROBABLY BEAT YOU INTO SUBMISSION WITH,
the-prince-of-mist: fuckyoujuliett: calamity-cain: theblacklacedandy: cosplaygen: (via Cosplay - Captain Jack Sparrow by Slava-Grebenkin on deviantART) YO DUDE I SAW THIS ON DA A FEW WEEKS AGO AND I WAS LIKE “WHY DID SOMEONE SUBMIT SCREENSHOTS
nigga-are-you-even-kawaii: labias: reheating: i would….deadass…kill if someone did this to me…..like im coming for you this is honestly so fucking rude how dare you I will take your fucking life
danadanes: You have to see this. Not all cops, of course are like this, but to those who are.. How do you even graduate from the academy with such confidence and turn into this?
kentuckyfriedchokehold: alpacasovereign: casatoo: fatoldrobot: so there are 10 litre bottles of coca cola oh my god whaT THE FUCK IT LOOKS SO .. CAN A SODA LOOK OVERWEIGHT LIKE IT’S JUST GOING TO BURST How do you even this thing to pour yourself
nigga-are-you-even-kawaii: vinesnow: how to get out of saying the L word - more vines youngkelis I feel like this is your baby
peachieskin: peachieskin: Bodies are weird. Love it and all its imperfection. How is this even remotely close to 4K notes…WHY DO YOU GUYS LIKE THIS ONE SO MUCH
unicorn-skin replied to your post: While all those bath bomb things look … Take a shower and then a bath lol or i can just shower and be done with it? what is even the point of this comment, newsflash everyone has different likes and dislikes
How to track tags on tumblrsince people asked and I noticed tumblr removed any intuitive way to do itwhen you look up something tumblr uses “search” function by default, you get presented with a screen sorta like thiswith some blogs and a bunch of